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nahlou:

i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves 

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

villainry:

take a break yo, look out a window

for when you’ve been doing schoolwork for so long you’re kinda going crazy so you need to like run around a room and jump on couches and punch someone in the face

(i’m stuck inside a library during the summer)

x

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

egberts:

support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

falloutboyonboy:

BEST COUSINS…. ALSO THE BEST CHARACTERS IN THE GAME………

gorardway:

you know what’s very punk rock??? being nice to people

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

Track Name: Green Eyes
Artist: Wavves
Album: King of the Beach
Play Count: 72907

My own friends hate my guts
So what? Who gives a fuck?

reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid

actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules