Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.
tbh gender is whack and I want nothing to do with ithashtag #shut up nerd #i mean I say I'm a cis girl but. that's not really true I guess
My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
guarding our galaxy
promo me I only have 10 til my next hundred pleasehashtag #shut up nerd
songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown
and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down
my latest illustration! an ode to my troubled love/hate relationship with clutter.
hashtag #parents ///
also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself