i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
take a break yo, look out a window
for when you’ve been doing schoolwork for so long you’re kinda going crazy so you need to like run around a room and jump on couches and punch someone in the face
(i’m stuck inside a library during the summer)
*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
BEST COUSINS…. ALSO THE BEST CHARACTERS IN THE GAME………
you know what’s very punk rock??? being nice to people
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
Track Name: Green Eyes
Album: King of the Beach
Play Count: 72907
My own friends hate my guts
So what? Who gives a fuck?
reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid
all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules